Site’s Terms and Conditions

No animals were harmed in the making of this website. Do not induce vomiting. Batteries not included. Contains no alcohol or solvents. Keep out of reach of children. Sprays from any angle. Some assembly required. Won’t stain carpets and floors. Do not flush. Limited warranty. Void where prohibited by law. Will not restore materials that are already damaged. Exposure to temperatures above 130°F may cause bursting. Pay close attention to legs and feet.

Not intended for use as a flotation device. Do not take on an empty stomach. Store in a cool dry place. Keep cover tightly closed. Never spray and pull garments apart at the same time. Objects may be closer than they appear. Not for human consumption. Use only in a well ventilated area. For external use only. Do not consume product if you have an allergy to shellfish. Not labeled for individual sale. Do not open cover until blade stops. Staff members and their families are not eligible to win.

Do not shake. Rules may change without notice. Avoid contact with eyes. Contains no steroids or other potentially harmful drugs. Provides immediate relief. Does not sting on application. This product contains, and when burned produces chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. Use full strength, do not dilute. Freshness and potency guaranteed. May cause photo sensitivity to light.

May cause a temporary and harmless darkening of the tongue or stool. Apply only to affected area. Read entire label before each use. Test on hidden area first. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Do not use if outer seal is broken or missing.

Results not typical. Not for use on contact lenses. Electric hazard exists. If breathing is difficult, or has stopped, get medical attention. Do not use on varnished surfaces. Contents under pressure. For sensitive skin or prolonged use, wear gloves. Do not mix with other products, especially toilet bowl cleaners or products that contain ammonia. May cause irreversible eye damage if sprayed at close range. Strongly irritating to nose and skin. Do not store indoors.

If swallowed drink a glassful of water and call a doctor or poison control center immediately. Tag not to be removed except by consumer. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Do not puncture or incinerate. Contents may settle during shipment. Do not eat. This is not a toy. Wipe up any spilled fuel. Not for personal cleansing. No other warranty expressed or implied. Let penetrate then wipe off excess. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. May cause anal leakage.

Do not push finger through opening. Cannot be made nonpoisonous. May not be appropriate for children or more sensitive viewers. Close cover before striking. Promptly refrigerate after opening. May cause drowsiness. Get medical attention if irritation persists or rash develops. Store away from heat or open flames. Works best with forceful, pumping strokes.

Contains no phosphorus. Must be present to win. Harmful or fatal if swallowed. Pregnant or lactating women should consult a doctor before consuming this product. Dry clean only. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal. This product known to cause cancer in laboratory rats. Contains carbon monoxide. Your mileage may vary. Contains small parts which may be a choking hazard for children under 3. Wash thoroughly with soap and water after handling. Shake well before using. No greasy residue. Repeat as necessary. Use only as directed. No refunds or exchanges. Use at your own risk.

This site may be used by children of eight years old or older and by people with limited physical , sensory or mental capacities or those with no experience or knowledge if they are supervised or have received instruction in how to use this site safely and understand the dangers which result from such use. Unless supervised, children are not allowed to clean or carry out user level maintenance upon the site.

It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with this labeling.